by The Hag
(A sequel to Reluctant Bodie by Doylebaby)
"Are you going to stop sulking some time this week?"
"Piss off, Ray."
"Look, your ankle just twisted at the wrong moment -- "
"Right. Slap down in all that bloody icing."
"Well, they enjoyed licking it off. Especially Miss Walsh. As for Cowley -- "
"But you just stood there. The only one I'd have enjoyed ... and you're supposed to love me."
"You know how carried away I get when I lick you. Didn't want to be outing us in front of that mob."
"Wasn't just your perishing diet, then?"
"For you, sweetheart, I'd put on a whole ounce."
-- THE END --