Written for the 2-Day Drabbles challenge on the discoveredinalj livejournal community


"Ray, you're not serious?"

"Deadly serious."

"That's not fair."

Foreboding silence.

"You can't do that."

"Like I said, your choice."

"Did your mother get you up early every morning to practice being a total bastard?"

"Yep."

"Explains a few things."

"Well, Bodie?"

"Come on, Ray, have a heart? Just touch it. Feel how soft it is?"

"I'm not going near that bloody thing, it'll bite me. When was the last time you washed it?"

"I can't, it'll shrink. Look, give me your hand."

Ensuing tussle.

"Bodie. No!"

"You're no fun, you know that?"

"Tough!"

"OKAY, okay! The fur throw goes!"

-- THE END --

September 2007