Aaaand Sretch!


Written for the Discovered Out of Context challenge on the discoveredinalj livejournal community

"Come on, Bodie! You're not even trying!"

"I am. It fuckin' hurts, Ray."

"It shouldn't do. I stretched it first." *sigh* "What if I do this?"

"Ow! You've got bony fingers!"

"Artist's fingers."

"Well, I seem to be the one suffering for your art here."

"Hardly suffering, mate."

"No? Look at me, Ray; I'm all red and sweaty."

"Just how I like you. Let's try another way. You push this time..."


"No, it's not gonna happen. You'd better stop now."


"Bodie, I said stop! You'll do yourself a mischief!"


"Face it, sunshine, it's not gonna fit. It's a nice enough jumper, but a crew-neck would have been a better buy. You'll never get that polo-neck over your big head, no matter how much we stretch it."

-- THE END --

June 2008

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