Written for the Discovered Out of Context challenge on the discoveredinalj livejournal community
"Come on, Bodie! You're not even trying!"
"I am. It fuckin' hurts, Ray."
"It shouldn't do. I stretched it first." *sigh* "What if I do this?"
"Ow! You've got bony fingers!"
"Well, I seem to be the one suffering for your art here."
"Hardly suffering, mate."
"No? Look at me, Ray; I'm all red and sweaty."
"Just how I like you. Let's try another way. You push this time..."
"No, it's not gonna happen. You'd better stop now."
"Bodie, I said stop! You'll do yourself a mischief!"
"Face it, sunshine, it's not gonna fit. It's a nice enough jumper, but a crew-neck would have been a better buy. You'll never get that polo-neck over your big head, no matter how much we stretch it."
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