Replay

"What did you break now?"

"What makes you think--"

"I heard the crash from the bathroom."

"Right. It was just an old blue mug, nothing valuable. I already swept it up."

"Not the one with the cockerels on it?"

"Yeah, that's the one."

"Bugger! You great lummox, you--"

"Why are you so upset over an old chipped mug?"

"It was one of a pair."

"So now you just have one of them left."

"No, you already broke the other one."

"I did? I don't remember the other one."

"Remember our first time, Bodie?"

"Course I do."

"We didn't even make it to the bedroom--"

"You pushed me down onto the kitchen table--"

"I pinned you to the table."

"I wasn't fighting you--"

"And when I sucked your cock you lost control--"

"And my arm flew out and knocked... that other blue mug to the ground shattering it."

"We didn't even notice until we stood up to move to the bedroom and a piece of it got stuck in your foot... Bodie, why are you holding that mug?"

"We've got other mugs and there's the table. Want to stage a re-enactment?"

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Cloth Ears

"Why are you whispering?"

"I'm not whispering."

"Yes you bloody well are! I can't understand a word you're saying."

"Must be your cold, your ears are blocked up."

"What?"

"Your cold, blocking your ears!"

"Christ, no need to yell!"

"Could have fooled me."

"Huh?"

"Could have...never mind. So you really can't hear a word I'm saying?"

"What?"

"Nothing. I don't want to waste any more time. I want to get my hands on your cock weaponry right now. I'm going to get down on my knees and suck you off check the sight on this rifle. Then I'm going to position it you on that desk right there and clean ream your barrel. I'm going to do such a good job of it that you won't ever want anyone else to fuck you clean your rifle again.

"About bloody time you said something!"

"Why are you unzip-- you fucking liar, you heard every word I said!"

"No I really can't hear anything but I can lip read."

-- THE END --

July 2008