The Professionals Circuit Archive - Aaaand Sretch!	   Aaaand Sretch!

 

by Hambel 

 
 *Written for the Discovered Out of Context challenge on the
discoveredinalj livejournal community*


 "Come on, Bodie! You're not even trying!"

 "I am. It fuckin' hurts, Ray."

 "It shouldn't do. I stretched it first." *sigh* "What if I do this?"

 "Ow! You've got bony fingers!"

 "*Artist's* fingers."

 "Well, I seem to be the one suffering for your art here."

 "Hardly suffering, mate."

 "No? Look at me, Ray; I'm all red and sweaty."

 "Just how I like you. Let's try another way. You push this time..."

 "Nnnnnggghhhh!"

 "No, it's not gonna happen. You'd better stop now."

 "..."

 "Bodie, I said stop! You'll do yourself a mischief!"

 "Eh?"

 "Face it, sunshine, it's not gonna fit. It's a nice enough jumper, but a
crew-neck would have been a better buy. You'll never get that polo-neck
over your big head, no matter how much we stretch it."

 -- THE END --

 *June 2008*

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