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by Draycevixen 

 
 "Stop wiggling."

 "I'm not wiggling. I'm just trying to breathe."

 "If you ate less of those bloody Swiss Rolls there'd be enough room for
you to breathe."

 "Charming."

 "This is all your bloody fault, you could have--"

 "Could have what? He had a gun to your head. Even *your* hair won't stop
bullets."

 "Suppose."

 "For christsakes you don't have to put your thigh *there!*"

 "Nowhere else to put it... Wish we could see."

 "See what? Narnia? It's a bloody wardrobe, Doyle!"

 "Hang on. We need to calm down and be logical about this. Think of a way
out. I think I've got my penknife in my pocket, maybe we can force the
hinge."

 "... So what you waiting for?"

 "I can't reach it, can't lower my arms. You'll have to get it, in my
jeans pocket."

 "Right."

 "Why are you groping my arse?"

 "I'm not groping your arse. I'm patting your pockets to find--"

 "It's in my front left pocket."

 "*You* have room in your front pocket for--"

 "Just get it!"

 "Yes sir, right away sir. I think I've got--"

 "That's *not* my penknife."

 "You sure?"

 "Yes I'm bloody sure, my penknife's only two inches long."

 "Easy mistake to make then-- fuck Ray, be careful!"

 "Sorry, I was getting a bit of a cramp in my thigh."

 "*Right*... I don't think it's in this pocket."

 "It's there. Right at the bottom, can't you reach it?"

 "Not a lot of room in your jeans, they're cutting off the circulation to
my hand. Doesn't it cut off the circulation to your--"

 "Let's save any discussions for later. You've got one hand on my arse,
another rubbing against my cock and unless I've lost sensation in my
thigh, you're not unhappy about any of this. There's not enough space in
this wardrobe as it is without talking about-- Why are you unzipping me?"

 "I'm being logical, like you said. We need leverage room and your
erection is taking up valuable space. Now if you'd just press a little
harder with that thigh..."

 -- THE END --

 *July 2008*

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