Detachable Penis

by the Media Cannibals (Sandy, Alex, Gwyn, Tina, & Rache)

(song by King Missile)

Original c. 1997
Digital remaster 2006 by Justacat

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VIDDER'S NOTE [From Alex's original liner notes for the Media Cannibals 3 vid tape]:

Sandy sent me the lyrics, and I thought she was crazed, so I deleted them. She sent them again, and I still thought she was crazed, but I began to ponder... once we hit on the penis=guns motif, the insanity turned into a challenge, and then a fun game, and before we knew it, we had the weirdest, wackiest, craziest vid, and hey, it worked! Boys will be boys, and the Lads love their weapons. And so do we.

Detachable Penis
by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it

First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up
To let me know

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either

I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down
Every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev
And ate breakfast

Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted twenty-two bucks
But I talked him down to seventeen
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on
I was happy again

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

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